Corroding the airwaves since 1993, Last Exit Radio became a staple of our then nascent city. By spinning the best soundtrack songs, the catchiest cover tracks, and the most badass new artists that happened to slide an album through the station's rusty mail slot – Last Exit Radio built its reputation as the last vessel of creativity in this godforsaken decaying metropolis… the soundtrack to the end of the world. They even promoted the latest flicks playing just down the road at Griff's Country Drive-In – which is certainly worth checking out while you’re in town… if I don’t say so myself.

Broadcasting 24 hours a day, 7 days a week, you can hear Last Exit Radio’s eclectic mix of hard rock, heavy metal, and horror hi-jinks pulsating in most of our local establishments. You can hear it underneath the sound of sizzling bacon and sharp twang of cutlery hitting the worn-out countertops over at Donnie’s Diner. It helps fuel the constant clanging and chain smoking emanating from ‘Ol Billy Bob’s Grease Garage. You can feel it in the spice and sweat over at Bubba Hewitt's Sweet Meat Co. on the edge of town. It even keeps those degenerates who frequent Last Exit Video filled with thin confidence as they attempt to rent the latest cinematic atrocity while also trying to duck their incessant late fees... but, I digress.

We appreciate you stopping by for a visit and, as the saying goes here in town, we’re all here because we’re not all there. Oh, and I almost forgot… thanks for tuning in… I guess.

Yours truly,

Mayor Griff Stevens